Why I Love Communists
Why I Love Communists First and foremost, I love communists for their clothing. Communists are, on average, far better dressed than other people. They, and to an extent also left-anarchists, are into the latest fashions far before everyone else. They make excellent selections and have a subtle, almost instinctive sense of coordination and composition, recombining these selections in interesting and pleasing ways. It isn't simply a matter of the items of clothing they wear (though of course that matters) but also how they wear them. This of course has a lot to do with the fact that communists simply tend to be more physically attractive than right wingers. The most obvious measure of the fact that communists tend to be more elite than right wingers is the simple fact that communists on average are capable of having more sex and better sex, with more attractive people. This has been true for a long time. Marx and Engels themselves certainl...